Bizarre experiences - who invited you in here?

In any city there are never enough public washrooms.
On this particular day I and about a dozen other men were in the toilet just outside the Taganskaya Metro station in Moscow, all seemingly having found the place about half an hour later than we'd wished, standing at the urinals relieving ourselves.
Was that a pair of high heels & a woman's voice I heard coming down the steps?
As I tuned to look, there was a very well dressed woman, probably in her late thirties, holding the hand of  a 5 or 6 year old boy. She took no notice of us & proceeded to march him up to the urinals where she assisted him in undoing his fly. And when he was finished, she marched him out.
Needless to say, everyone had backed away from the urinals and stood in disbelief at what they were watching. Like many public places in Moscow, not a word was spoken....but the looks we exchanged afterwards clearly said "what the fuck was that about?"

Size!

Does it really matter?
The answer to that question is "Like many things, it depends".

But apart from that debate, it is amazing how long it can take the penny to drop. In my case, about 66 years. Not that I've really been thinking about it since birth, but you get the drift.
In any event, when I was in Prague & Vienna a month or so ago - and doing my usual surreptitious tour of the public toilets looking for action - I started thinking about why so many men on display had large cocks. Was it just a case of they were likely to be more willing to display what they had - or perhaps that men at the other end of the spectrum wouldn't be willing to do the same?
It came together as a solidified thought when I came across a man at the toilets on the lower level of a mall (the Palladium?) in Prague. Although I wasn't interested in sucking him off (I like something with foreskin over the head when it's erect), when I came back several hours later, he was still at the urinals & still had an erection. It dawned on me that what he and many others were doing was long-term jelquing....and proving that it works.
Funny how long it took me to come to that realisation.

For those of you interested, a really good site that doesn't hard sell you something is at:

http://www.penis-enlargement.org/free_exercise_guide.htm

Disconnects - and some corollaries

An interesting term that probably applies to numerous subjects....but which fascinates me in terms of human behaviour & perception, especially as it relates to sex.

It's a given that most men are preoccupied with sex, at least in terms of the amount of time they spend thinking about it. Like Woody Allen, they imagine themselves having it with every second woman they lay eyes on. And while they expect women to be gorgeous and edible, they don't make the connection between their appearance & hygiene and what a woman might find alluring.
A number of years back, in a discussion that somehow related to this observation,  I once suggested to my (now ex) wife the concept of an "oral sex test", which worked as follows:
We were sitting in a family restaurant at the time & I asked how long it might take each of us to identify five members of the opposite sex we'd be willing (albeit perhaps not interested) to perform oral sex on. She quickly responded that I'd win hands down every time, mainly because very few men coming into the place were at all edible. She then went on to observe that it was an amazing disconnect that applied to 99+% of the men she had ever met.

It set me to thinking about it. And of course it applies to women in different ways - and to all of us in many other aspects of our lives. In women, though, it's perhaps slightly more subtle.
Just walk into the main floor of any major department store, and what do you see first? Dozens of counters marketing cosmetics and beauty products.
Quite apart from the fact that I've never heard a man comment on a woman's make-up, other than perhaps sarcastically, most women spend hours and large sums of money making themselves physically attractive (usually missing the mark by forgetting about the role that fitness plays in the equation) and then being affronted when a man takes a very physical interest in them. "I want him to be interested in me as a person" is the sort of refrain I associate with the average (at least Caucasian) female.

And some corollaries:

• The less attractive a woman is, the more concerned she will be about the possibility of being "bothered by men" when she travels.
• The less attractive a woman is, the more difficult she will be to pick up.

(To be continued.)