In retrospect, firmly under the "stupid" category

When you're sexually hyperactive, you do quite a number of very foolish things, almost always realising that after the fact.
Somehow a discussion with my new nanny friend led me to recollect an occasion in Hong Kong a number of years back when I got picked up at a bar in Wan Chai by a Filipino woman who was about to entertain three Austrian tourists and thought it might be fun to add a fourth.
We all ended up in one of the other fellow's rooms, conveniently enough in the same hotel I was staying at. Since I was also a pussy licker, I serviced her in between courses, and, along with the fellow whose room it was, stayed the night to do the same in the middle of the night and again in the morning. The other men were uncut, so the whole experience was along the lines of the Straight to Hell article of many years ago titled "Blue Cheese For Lunch".
How I dodged that bullet is beyond me. Inexplicably enough, I consider myself otherwise intelligent.

My latest diversions

All I have so far is a photo of my new Chinese nanny friend fully clothed  - not the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen, but suitably desirous. Photos in the buff in due course if I can get them.

She only has about 8 hours a week off, so I need to work fast, especially since the stars have to line up so that it's on a day when my ladyfriend is away. Fortunately she is most co-operative.

I recently put in a Craigslist posting for an older female friend, noting that I'm "partially attached". Predictably, many women were horrified at the thought - and felt obliged to write to so inform me - but I do have a 55 year old Philipino woman who's interested. My ladyfriend is in town, so it'll be a week or so before I can meet her. And we'll see where that goes.